sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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