Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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