why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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