I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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