Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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