Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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