worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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