i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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