This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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