: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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