his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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