If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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