Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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