# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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