Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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