Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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