That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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