And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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