Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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