Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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