butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
