it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Congratulations! We have a period
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