how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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