Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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