i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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