so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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