Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
