her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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