I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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