If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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