So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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