At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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