turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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