She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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