its not stalking. its research.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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