if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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