ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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