He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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