If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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