What a fucking waste of an outfit
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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