And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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