This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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