At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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