it wasn't lemon gatorade
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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