Dual....:-)
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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