And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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