yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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