Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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