I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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