when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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