okay pat passed out under dana's car
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
