do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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