Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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