If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Randomize
