I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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